words of wisdom

#1 - India-style: "Never be late. Unless it's your own funeral..." / "If you're out of focus, don't expect everybody else to wear glasses..."

#2 - Rua da Murraça, arredores de Espinho: "Como diz a minha mãezinha: É cagar e andar que é merda a fartar..."

#3 - Tyler Durden: "...the things you used to own, now they own you..."