diagnosis

"(...) i develop all the text-book symptoms of a crush: nervous stomach, long periods spent daydreaming, an inability to remember what she looks like. i can bring back (...) but her face is a blank, and i fill it in with some anonymous (...) details (...)"

what's this all about? come on, let's be honest, you wouldn't even go out with yourself! how are you supposed to attract someone else? be pragmatic, you're not tall, muscular or even handsome. you're just a tiny little bug waiting to be stepped on. yeah, i know. but i'm a feisty little bug that is going down fighting...